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…All the news that’s fit to blog.

From across the pond,

Americans are leaving London in light of higher taxes.

Scientists predict a similar exodus of American Werewolves in London, citing a waning food source.

In homeless criminal news,

A man huffing aerosol fumes bursts into flames after being Tasered.

Police are excited about this new feature, and will be offering an empty spray-paint can exchange this weekend.

And finally, in the “I think I’ll pass” category,

Scientists have designed a filtration system that allows you to drink your used shower water.

This was considered slightly less disturbing than drinking your own toilet water and drinking your own nuclear power plant waste water. Slightly.


August 26, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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