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Ripped From Today’s Headlines!

…Where they should probably be put right back.

I’m taking a page from my friend Andrew and giving you today’s headlines, complete with snark!
First up,

Colorado Springs police want to sell confiscated guns to drum up extra cash.

You get a discount if it was your gun first!

Next,

Stimulus funds are set to go to sex research projects.

I’m not surprised; this isn’t the first time our government or its members have paid for sex.

From across the pond,

Organizations in the UK are cutting out “racist” phrases such as “black mark” and “black sheep”.

Sadly, this means no more Black and Tans to pass the time if a blackout interrupts reruns of Blackadder in Blackburn, Lancashire.

And finally, a little closer to home,

Senator Kennedy uses the “But I’m dying!” card to push a repeal of succession law he supported in 2004.

I’d say we should run him out of town, but I’m worried he might try to drive and end up killing a former secretary.

That’s all folks!

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August 24, 2009 - Posted by | Uncategorized

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